The Murverse Mothership

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Matt and Mur come to you live from their separate but equally teddy bear and unicorn-filled bedrooms in the Ditch Diggers Mansion.

• Pan-corns versus unicorns, and popular usage in podcasting terminology.
• Matt and Mur are starting their own line of lumberjack body pillows (according to Matt, anyway).
• Matt finished a new draft of a book (not to be confused with finishing a new book, again according to him), and Mur is still experimenting with her burgeoning career as a streaming star.
• Patreon and Kickstarter culture, what creators “owe” their audiences, the associated guilt, and how being a freelance creator means running a small corporation in which you are every department.
• How writers and their writing change over time.
• It is the patented, storied, practically legendary Ditch Diggers Feedback Episode! In which Matt and Mur catch up on their mail and @’s!
• Gay romcom recommendations for Mur (and everyone else).
• How to expand your platforms beyond writer networking and industry-facing to be more reader/consumer-facing.
• Transitioning from a full-time job (in this case back) to full-time freelancing. Spoiler Alert: Probably not right now in 2020.
• Unplugging and focusing on your projects. Also, structure and timed lock boxes (Mur is very smart and says very smart things).
• Selling novellas, from self-pub to “traditional” publishers, and ability to pivot and adapt.
• The traditional end-of-episode shilling commences! Lameece Issaq, narrator of the audiobook version of Matt’s epic fantasy SAVAGE LEGION (out now from Simon Audio), gets some love.

Mentioned in this episode…

• Autoboyography
• Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
• What If It’s Us
• Tor.com Publishing’s Novella Submission Guidelines
• Kevin Hearne’s Instagram

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The Hugo thing happened. So we talked about it.

• Mur and Matt come to you live from the hermetically sealed Hugo Award storage chamber in Ditch Diggers Manor (because Hugos get dirty).
• AITA because I had a good day?
• Mur discusses her new adventures in Twitch and Crowdcast live-streaming, including ascending above the level of “YOU ARE NOTHING!” on Twitch.
• Matt is still a YouTuber (technically).
• Mur makes Matt think about his own death and Matt accuses Mur of trying to make people date the Grand Canyon (sort of).
• The inevitable Hugo Awards Ceremony debacle discussion ensues, including a summary of what happened at the 2020 ceremony.
• The disconnect between the amazing writers and creators who won Hugo Awards (and their eloquent and relevant speeches) and the time machine from which the majority of the presenters stepped out.
• The infamous Balloon Guy Story (that does not involve kink shaming).
• Q&A! A listener asks Matt about his upcoming novels and the issue of appropriation when it comes to writing the Other. Also, questions about Substack and Medium.
• The traditional end-of-episode shilling (and Matt denounces Spotify).

Mentioned in this episode…

• Mur’s Twitch
• Publishing is Hard
• A Faster No
• Mexican Gothic

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Matt and Mur had a virtual book launch for Savage Legion last week. Gotta adapt in a pandemic, y’all.

• Matt and Mur come to you from Matt’s online launch party for his debut epic novel, SAVAGE LEGION, recorded on Crowdcast in front of a live chat audience on July 20th, 2020!
• Matt and Mur are drinking, or at least Matt is (Mur forgot her booze). Ditch Diggers merch is briefly discussed.
• The difference between a Citroën and citronella.
• Doing a live video Crowdcast in front of a crowd is very different from recording an audio podcast.
• Matt actually talks about SAVAGE LEGION (Mur’s copy of which must have gotten lost in the mail) a little bit, including the production of the book itself, and his reaction to receiving his copies of it.
• Matt and Mur tell old convention stories, including drunken flights and playing Funny Friends (and Mur’s daughter, Fiona, makes one of several special appearances).
• Matt fields questions from chat and talks about writing such a long (for him) novel, and the time it took on spec versus the time it takes when you’re under contract with a publisher deadline.
• Mur and Matt discuss the process of Ditch Diggers, recording podcasts in general, and the key to the longevity of the show (spoiler: it’s not preparation).
• Matt wants to create an 80’s-themed podcast.
• Star Wars dubbed in German, and a severe and aggressive German Han Solo.
• Mur discusses her recent binge/love of gay romcoms, her desire to write one, and everyone discusses straight authors writing gay characters.
• Mur’s daughter comes out as professionally gay.
• Matt answers more questions about SAVAGE LEGION, including drinking while writing, and discussing his epic fantasy influences, good and bad.
• Night falls and it is time to end the party, but not before shilling SAVAGE LEGION one final time.

Mentioned in this episode…

• Red, White & Royal Blue: A Novel
• When Harry Met Harry

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EDIT- the file is there now. I am a professional, dammit.

• Matt and Mur come to you live in this penultimate installment of Ditch Diggers before the landmark 100th Episode from the Padded Room Full of Teddy Bears in DD Manor!
• How is Matt? A seemingly simple question that feeds into the larger and much more complicated issues of the episode, recorded June 30th, which will deal with the harassers and abusers called out in June, particularly in the SFF publishing community.
• Before that! Actual writing talk! Mur is restructuring a novel (for which she thanks Scrivener in a totally un-sponsored plug), and Matt has been writing a video game, because that’s his first full-time job, but he can’t talk about it, because you can never talk about the video game you’re writing.
• Mur and Matt are going to talk about what’s been going on, but have made the choice not to use names in this episode, and they explain why.
• Matt talks about how to respond (more specifically how he responded) when you have a professional relationship with someone who is called out for abusing or otherwise harming others.
• The difference in perception between the privileged (e.g. cis able-bodied white dudes) and marginalized or at-risk folks dealing with powerful, abusive people in the industries and communities in which they exist.
• The idea of not being aware you have power over others in your industry/community is discussed.
• Making decisions based on your own safety, and deciding how your personal principles will factor into your decisions, re: dealing with the knowledge of working with abusive people.
• Structures and organizations within SFF publishing where abusive people can be reported (and a brief aside about that wizard school author and Stephen King).
• Matt and Mur thank their listeners for helping them reach episode 100, coming soon, and Matt STILL has a book coming out (SAVAGE LEGION— Be a dear and order, won’t you?) that he pitches poorly to the same listeners, because that’s where he is right now.
• A final note on how alcohol/being drunk does not excuse your behavior. Ever.
• Sites mentioned:
  • Writer Beware
  • Jason Sanford’s Genre Grapevine post on recent abuse allegations in SFF publishing community

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[Note- this is the correct file. I had an episode numbering problem. Check episode 95 if this is a repeat for you.]

Mur and Matt come to you live from Ditch Diggers Island Pear Farm on Animal Crossing.

• The fruit-based economy of Animal Crossing is discussed, with a focus on the disdain for pears and Matt’s belief that AC pear hatred is coded fatphobia.
• Props are given to Escape Pod, the first and longest-running fiction podcast celebrating its 15th anniversary, and Matt predictably rants about how podcast fiction is “invented” every year, erasing the originators of it.
• Mur has discovered South Korean baseball, and is very excited about it.
• Cooking and curries, or how “curry” isn’t actually a thing.
• An anonymous publishing source emails Matt and Mur to address a previous episode about the lack of book publisher’s leaning into ebook and other digital marketing in the time of COVID.
• How, despite general book sales staying steady or even rising right now, the sales of kids books are falling alarmingly.
• Yoga mat/block scarcity is real, as is puzzle scarcity.
• Matt and Mur discuss the issue of whether or not authors should ask a prospective agent’s clients about that agent before querying them, and the fallout/varied opinions that flooded Twitter after an agent threatened to blacklist authors for doing so.
• Q&A! Alternative options for selling books, freelance writers to follow on Twitter for smart freelance writing talk, and more.
• Mentioned in this episode:
  • Print Run Podcast
  • Wonder Stories
  • Bookshop

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[EDIT- Link finally included in the post! Sorry about that!]

• Matt and Mur come to you live with a do-over of an episode that was recorded once before already however due to COVID-19 and/or sabotage by alien robot spies it was deleted (that’s their story, anyway).
• Garfield Minus Garfield and murder playgrounds as a metaphor for modern society is briefly discussed.

• Mur and Matt update the audience and each other on their life-and-working-in-quarantine status.
• Mur descends into a tangent on feeling pressure to innovate and create new, lockdown-focused content in quarantine and the inability to do so.
• The Ditch Diggers are recreating what they did last week that you didn’t hear, which is answering your lockdown-related freelancing questions!
• Economic relief options and programs for freelancers are discussed and (at least tenuously) explained, including PPP and applying for unemployment.
• Whether the recent layoffs, cutbacks, and furloughs announced by Macmillan and other book publishers are the result of concern or panic.
• The question is asked, is now the time to write that pandemic novel you’ve got burning inside you? Which feeds back into the age-old topic/question of “writing to the market.” (Also: beans, cool and otherwise)
• Mur’s books are as important as sex porn (which is a callback to earlier in the episode, because the Ditch Diggers like callbacks).
• Matt and Mur encourage those with the disposable income to do so to support debut authors in this time of news and circumstances crushing book debuts. Some ideas:
  • Docile by KM Szpara
  • The Seep by Chana Porter
  • The Illness Lesson by Clare Beams
  • The Return by Rachel Harrison
  • The Unsuitable by Molly Pohlig
  • The Down Days by Ilze Hugo
  • Savage Legion by Matt Wallace
    (Do you know of more? Let us know!)
• The traditional end of episode shilling occurs, including where to find Matt and Mur online in the time of COVID and Matt’s debut epic fantasy novel dropping in July (*cough*Savage Legion*cough*).

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• Matt and Mur come to you live from the social distancing movie theater within Ditch Diggers HQ where all the seats are six feet apart and cannons shoot popcorn directly into your mouth for a hands-free experience.
• The Dalai Lama’s hot takes and inappropriate quarantine pop-ins are briefly discussed.
• Mur and Matt talk about how they (and their work habits) are holding up in quarantine, and how it is okay to both not be able to produce creatively right now and feel bad about it.
• How media producers from MasterClass to Netflix are adjusting their business models and marketing during the pandemic—and why does publishing seem absent from all of it?
• What are publishers doing to address books being released now, and what aren’t they doing?
• The old argument about the effectiveness of book marketing, especially the marketing of genre books, or the lack thereof, is discussed.
• Matt goes on a very long and very angry rant about publisher vs. author responsibility when it comes to raising awareness for and marketing books, particularly and specifically in the time of COVID.
• On the heels of Matt’s ravings, Mur says smart, productive things about authors dealing with book releases in quarantine when the weight to market their book falls on their shoulders.
• Mur goes on an entirely relevant tangent about remembering you have to ask for things in life and in your career, and it’s always worth making that ask.
• Dealing with despair, and remembering writers are needed and important and valuable.
• The question of are we going to see more authors self-publishing due to the pandemic and widespread shutdowns and quarantines.
• Twitter Q&A! Topics include whether non-writing activities such as Twitch streaming/podcasting/et all actually help sell books, and the issue of writing pandemic novels in the time of an actual pandemic.
• The obligatory end of episode shilling (preorder Matt’s debut epic fantasy novel SAVAGE LEGION, available worldwide July 21st).