The Murverse Mothership

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[Note- this is the correct file. I had an episode numbering problem. Check episode 95 if this is a repeat for you.]

Mur and Matt come to you live from Ditch Diggers Island Pear Farm on Animal Crossing.

• The fruit-based economy of Animal Crossing is discussed, with a focus on the disdain for pears and Matt’s belief that AC pear hatred is coded fatphobia.
• Props are given to Escape Pod, the first and longest-running fiction podcast celebrating its 15th anniversary, and Matt predictably rants about how podcast fiction is “invented” every year, erasing the originators of it.
• Mur has discovered South Korean baseball, and is very excited about it.
• Cooking and curries, or how “curry” isn’t actually a thing.
• An anonymous publishing source emails Matt and Mur to address a previous episode about the lack of book publisher’s leaning into ebook and other digital marketing in the time of COVID.
• How, despite general book sales staying steady or even rising right now, the sales of kids books are falling alarmingly.
• Yoga mat/block scarcity is real, as is puzzle scarcity.
• Matt and Mur discuss the issue of whether or not authors should ask a prospective agent’s clients about that agent before querying them, and the fallout/varied opinions that flooded Twitter after an agent threatened to blacklist authors for doing so.
• Q&A! Alternative options for selling books, freelance writers to follow on Twitter for smart freelance writing talk, and more.
• Mentioned in this episode:
  • Print Run Podcast
  • Wonder Stories
  • Bookshop

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[EDIT- Link finally included in the post! Sorry about that!]

• Matt and Mur come to you live with a do-over of an episode that was recorded once before already however due to COVID-19 and/or sabotage by alien robot spies it was deleted (that’s their story, anyway).
• Garfield Minus Garfield and murder playgrounds as a metaphor for modern society is briefly discussed.

• Mur and Matt update the audience and each other on their life-and-working-in-quarantine status.
• Mur descends into a tangent on feeling pressure to innovate and create new, lockdown-focused content in quarantine and the inability to do so.
• The Ditch Diggers are recreating what they did last week that you didn’t hear, which is answering your lockdown-related freelancing questions!
• Economic relief options and programs for freelancers are discussed and (at least tenuously) explained, including PPP and applying for unemployment.
• Whether the recent layoffs, cutbacks, and furloughs announced by Macmillan and other book publishers are the result of concern or panic.
• The question is asked, is now the time to write that pandemic novel you’ve got burning inside you? Which feeds back into the age-old topic/question of “writing to the market.” (Also: beans, cool and otherwise)
• Mur’s books are as important as sex porn (which is a callback to earlier in the episode, because the Ditch Diggers like callbacks).
• Matt and Mur encourage those with the disposable income to do so to support debut authors in this time of news and circumstances crushing book debuts. Some ideas:
  • Docile by KM Szpara
  • The Seep by Chana Porter
  • The Illness Lesson by Clare Beams
  • The Return by Rachel Harrison
  • The Unsuitable by Molly Pohlig
  • The Down Days by Ilze Hugo
  • Savage Legion by Matt Wallace
    (Do you know of more? Let us know!)
• The traditional end of episode shilling occurs, including where to find Matt and Mur online in the time of COVID and Matt’s debut epic fantasy novel dropping in July (*cough*Savage Legion*cough*).

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• Matt and Mur come to you live from the social distancing movie theater within Ditch Diggers HQ where all the seats are six feet apart and cannons shoot popcorn directly into your mouth for a hands-free experience.
• The Dalai Lama’s hot takes and inappropriate quarantine pop-ins are briefly discussed.
• Mur and Matt talk about how they (and their work habits) are holding up in quarantine, and how it is okay to both not be able to produce creatively right now and feel bad about it.
• How media producers from MasterClass to Netflix are adjusting their business models and marketing during the pandemic—and why does publishing seem absent from all of it?
• What are publishers doing to address books being released now, and what aren’t they doing?
• The old argument about the effectiveness of book marketing, especially the marketing of genre books, or the lack thereof, is discussed.
• Matt goes on a very long and very angry rant about publisher vs. author responsibility when it comes to raising awareness for and marketing books, particularly and specifically in the time of COVID.
• On the heels of Matt’s ravings, Mur says smart, productive things about authors dealing with book releases in quarantine when the weight to market their book falls on their shoulders.
• Mur goes on an entirely relevant tangent about remembering you have to ask for things in life and in your career, and it’s always worth making that ask.
• Dealing with despair, and remembering writers are needed and important and valuable.
• The question of are we going to see more authors self-publishing due to the pandemic and widespread shutdowns and quarantines.
• Twitter Q&A! Topics include whether non-writing activities such as Twitch streaming/podcasting/et all actually help sell books, and the issue of writing pandemic novels in the time of an actual pandemic.
• The obligatory end of episode shilling (preorder Matt’s debut epic fantasy novel SAVAGE LEGION, available worldwide July 21st).

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• Mur and Matt come to you live from the Shelter-in-Place Shelter That’s Right Next To The Quarantine Room In Our Manor (there’s a sign that says this above the door) in the plague times!
• Mur has been amusing herself with Animal Crossing, and Matt explains what he thinks Animal Crossing is solely based on the screen shots he’s seen people post on Twitter.
• Mur was planning to fly to New Zealand for WorldCon this year, and now she is no longer doing that, nor is WorldCon happening in New Zealand as it is going virtual this year!
• Matt encourages everyone having to cancel non-refundable travel to complain to the airlines until they at least give you a credit.
• The Ditch Diggers discuss how the pandemic lockdown has revealed a lot about the arbitrary unwillingness of institutions, businesses, and people in general to make workplaces and events more accessible to those with accessibility issues.
• Virtual/online models for conventions should be integrated into the culture after the lockdown ends.
• What we do lose with conventions not consisting of congregating in person in a specific place with other people.
• How virtual conventions might replicate the physical con-going experience from “barcon” to other random meet-ups.
• The benefits of online cons, such as more easily archiving and making available convention content digitally after the event, and making the con more accessible to a wider range of people and guests.
• The challenges of virtual cons, such as timezone differences and international attendees possibly having to wake up at 3:00 a.m. to attend their panels.
• The possibility of virtual cons opening up the field for ancillary online events that occur around the same time, and Matt and Mur talk about hosting a live Ditch Diggers and possibly an online freelance business seminar.
• Send us more of your Ditch Diggers business of writing/writing as a business questions! We want to hear from you!
• Mur talks about the Patreon, and both how the Ditch Diggers fully understand people having to walk back their pledges and how the Ditch Diggers Discord has been opened up to more folks!
• Matt still has a book coming out, and it just got a starred review in Library Journal! Please preorder SAVAGE LEGION, hopefully from your local bookstore, coming July 21st!
• Matt and Mur end the episode with obscure references to The Office, like pros.

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• Matt and Mur come to you live from the snack tent outside the construction site where the new Ditch Diggers mansion will one day be.
• Everybody loves snacks, and it’s a fun word to say.
• Mur and Matt don’t know if construction workers call it a “snack tent,” but they want their construction worker aspiring writer listeners to popularize it for them.
• Personal lives! They happen, and they must take precedent, and for Matt and Mur personal lives have been an issue recently.
• Tiger Balm is the greatest name for anything ever created.
• It is going to be one of the Ditch Diggers’ infamous, patented, ever popular Q&A/feedback episodes!
  A question concerning the need to be “marketable” to agents, and when/if to broach topics like your ability to continue regularly producing books.
• A listener reacting to Matt’s previous rant on publisher’s marketing ability asks about the necessity/value of traditional publishing, and the Ditch Diggers discuss the advantages and disadvantages of both trad and self-publishing.
• The definition of “debut” author and when and how it’s appropriate to use the label is discussed.
• Children age, and it is hard on those observing it.
• Matt is steadily becoming anti-list, and he apologizes for mispronouncing a listener’s name repeatedly.
• With the questions answered, the Ditch Diggers commit the traditional end of episode shilling.

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Matt and Mur come to you live from the jigsaw where they are cutting the joists for the brand new Ditch Diggers HQ!

• Brief discourse on Timothy Olyphant, aka Olyphantastic.
• The spike in your daily allergies is probably caused by tree sexism.
• Mur interviewed Kameron Hurley at ConFusion last month and you’re going to hear it on this episode.
• Before that, Matt and Mur talk about publisher vs. author responsibility and dig into the American Dirt catastrophe.
• What to do as an author or other professional when big publishers, possibly even publishers with whom you’re affiliated, behave harmfully or problematically.
• Matt announces a new book deal!
• We go live-via-prerecorded-tape-but-not-really-tape to ConFusion where Mur talks to blockbuster author Kameron Hurley!
• Mur and Hurley are at ConFusion, but they are not confused, nor are they drunk.
• THAT story publishing by Clarkesworld, and being the author of a story that goes viral and polarizes people so widely and heavily.
• Hurley talks about criticism, more specifically how authors should (and shouldn’t) relate to it.
• Content warnings, their evolution, and their purpose and validity, and being aware as creators that your content is going to provoke reactions in those who consume it, good and bad.
• Hurley finds an excuse to talk at length about The Witcher.
• Hurley advises authors on what to do if they find they have written THAT story.
• Hurley shills her many platforms and works, all of which are good things.
• Returning to Ditch Diggers HQ-in-Progress, Matt and Mur end the show.
• Matt beseeches you to preorder and talk about his forthcoming epic fantasy novel, SAVAGE LEGION.

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• Coming to you live from the poured concrete foundation of the brand new Ditch Diggers HQ, it’s the first episode of 2020!
• No longer will Matt and Mur squat on the estates of celebrities who let them down with their moral and ethical decay. They are taking responsibility for their own destinies.
• Matt launches into an unrelated tangent about how Alton Brown seems like kind of a dick, and how Matt will not mill his own flour.
• The year has began both late and in a frustrating fashion, but Mur states the Ditch Diggers goal of increasing listenership in 2020.
• The topic of the episode finally emerges! Matt and Mur are going to talk about the ways in which they will achieve expanding the podcast’s listenership, and how those lessons relate to promoting books and other creative works.
• But first! A brief explanation of both how Hugo voting works, and how being nominated or winning an award like a Hugo can be a false metric by which to measure the size of an audience or the reach of a particular work.
• The importance of consistency, and how consistently releasing content at a scheduled time can be an essential component in building a large audience (and some of the challenges you encounter when trying to consistently produce and release content).
• Cross-promoting your work with other content creators, whether it’s interviewing them on your podcast or appearing on their platform.
• Matt longs for simpler times when authors didn’t have to do virtually every job in publishing, and he launches into a rant in which he compares himself to The Rock.
• Mur reigns in Matt’s angry tirade and recaps the Ditch Diggers’ plans to expand listenership in 2020, and how they’re going to achieve it. Keep tuning in to see how it unfolds!
• No Q&A this episode, but there is a plea to nominate the Ditch Diggers for the Best Fancast Hugo Award, despite it being a poor metric by which to measure audience growth.
• Also, please preorder Matt’s epic fantasy novel SAVAGE LEGION, out July 21st!
• ALSO, support the Ditch Diggers Patreon, which Mur does benevolently share with Matt, and she makes that abundantly clear.

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Matt and Mur come to you live from a Christmas tree farm just off the winding lonely road of loneliness for the penultimate Ditch Diggers episode of 2019!

• Mur laments the final dark days of the year while Matt questions establishing a Christmas tree farm along the lonely road of loneliness.
• Matt explains why he is over the holidays and not in usual festive mode.
• Mur has come to the it’s-good-to-breathe-in-and-out realization that the holidays take a lot of time, yet regular life doesn’t stop during the season, and you have to force yourself to stop.
• Matt and Mur update their listeners on what’s going on in their professional lives, which includes anxiety-inducing publisher-issued questionnaires, Mur being a local girl, and how they don’t let you stop writing during the holidays.
• The Ditch Diggers segue into talking about persistence, the false perception of it, and how it’s not only okay to fail, it is often necessary in maintaining that persistence.
• A writing career is Jeremy Bearimy.
• Matt and Mur take a tangent into how no one can actually tell you what to do or how to do it when it comes to advancing your writing career.
• Mur’s Bond villain catchphrase is revealed (spoiler: it’s “Uh-huh”).
• Matt segues (poorly) back into the main topic, which shifts to how there are times when you CAN’T quit and have to do the writing.
• Mur and Matt talk about having to do creative work when you’re creatively burnt out, and how to do it/get through it.
• Mur is the Hugh Grant of local girls.
• The Ditch Diggers rant about Lupita Nyong’o not getting a Golden Globe nomination, despite it having nothing to do with anything else being discussed.
• Matt talks about writing as chair building vs. sculpting.
• Listener Q&A! Topics include tax write-offs for freelance writers, the joy of big gay wizards, and developing your online presence.
• Finally: Mur is the wellspring, a.k.a. “Local Girl Becomes Wellspring.”
• The customarily disjointed end-of-episode shilling occurs.

Preorder SAVAGE LEGION!